Posted by Mama Kitty on 1 September 2010
I can’t believe MKR is already a year old! Does this mean I can apply for Social Security now? haha.
I started MamaKitty Reviews a year ago today because I’d put so many book reviews on my personal blog that it was starting to look more like a book blog than a personal one. So, I started a blog over at Blogspot, then moved it to WordPress, and finally bought my own .com so that I could do whatever I wanted with the blog and have no restrictions on it. What can I say, I don’t like being told I can’t do something. LOL.
Since then, I’ve met some really amazing people and have had the privelege of meeting some really fantastic authors. I’ve developed friendships that are closer than some of the people I know in real life, and I cherish the memories I’ve made with all these people… even if some of the memories are on the squickish side sometimes (see: tree sex, waxing, etc).
I’ve been exposed to some new and different books that I might never have seen (or given a chance to) before if it weren’t for the wonderful people I’ve met in the book blogging community (especially: The Black Dagger Brotherhood series – #BDB4EVA). I’ve also been given a reason to celebrate hot men once a week thanks to HottiePants Wednesday (which is directly due to Bells’ Hump Day Hottie), and let’s face it: I will never turn down the chance to drool over check out look at talk about a hot guy.
Thank you for making this year such a memorable one, and I hope that this next year continues to be just as great!
I bet you thought I forgot to announce the winners, huh? Nope. I just wanted to be all sappy and stuff first. Oh, and on the days that didn’t have specific giveaways (i.e. blog takeover days) the chosen commenter wins swag from Moira Rogers, since Bree was so generous with all the amazing promo material (no really – it’s amazing). Without further adieu, I give you the list of winners:
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Cari Quinn – Twimom227
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Megan Hart – Patti
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@GigiB – Twimom227
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Michelle Hauf (2 winners) - jeanette8042
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Michelle Hauf (2 winners) – elaing8
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@love2read4fun - Twimom227
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@TwiMom227 – SmashAttack
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@LilyofDarkness – Jeanette8042
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Zoe Winters – Reena Jacobs
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@bellie7 – Scorpio M
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Stella Price – jeanette8042
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@kindlevixen – Anilu Magolire
- JASaare – Lucy
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Keith Melton/Moira Rogers (5 winners) - Sarah
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Keith Melton/Moira Rogers (5 winners) - LilyofDarkness
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Keith Melton/Moira Rogers (5 winners) - MinnChica
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Keith Melton/Moira Rogers (5 winners) - Robin K
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Keith Melton/Moira Rogers (5 winners) - Fit_Cat
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@jojosbookcorner – jeanette8042
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Swag Giveaway - jeanette8042
Winners, please email me (mamakitty@mamakittyreviews.com) and let me know you won so that I can get your info to the author or so I can send out your swag. If you do not email to collect your prize within 48 hours, I reserve the right to draw another name and give the prize to the next person.
Congratulations to all the winners and thank you all so much for participating in my Bloggy Birthday event!
Posted by Mama Kitty on
Hello my loverlies and Happy Wednesday! Today at MKR, we’re celebrating the scruffy beauty of Patrick Dempsey (who I have loved since I was around 10 years old, thanks to movies like Can’t Buy Me Love and In The Mood). He’s currently steaming up our TV screens as Dr Derek “McDreamy” Sheppard on ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy (returning on 23 September – yes, I’m waiting anxiously).
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Posted by ZoeWinters on 31 August 2010
I’m Cain, a character created by Zoe Winters. Zoe was supposed to be with me today to promote her print release of Blood Lust, but she chose to flake and leave me to do all the heavy lifting. Typical. The truth is that she’s not here because she can’t keep her hands off my tight, hot body. I understand. I am very irresistible.
I’m an incubus. That’s a sex demon for you silly sparkly vampire lovers who don’t know any better. After a long, hard day of manwhoring I just want to come home, have a nice manly alcoholic beverage, and chill.
Instead, I come home to Zoe ogling me. It’s disconcerting. She’s really quite insane. So I think I’m going to talk about the inappropriateness of an author having a schoolgirl crush on one of her characters. This will teach her to leave me in the lurch to promo her books for her.
There is a certain trust that must exist between character and author. It’s like the doctor/patient relationship. If you went to your doctor and he was staring at your boobs, you’d feel quite violated. Right? So now you see my problem. My relationship with her is supposed to be entirely professional.
In addition to her constant drooling over me, she wouldn’t even give me a good part in the Blood Lust anthology. I said, “Zoe, the people need comic relief. You’re getting too serious. Especially with Mated. Jane is such a wet blanket. No one wants these deeply traumatized heroines anymore. Hurt/Comfort fics are so passe.”
Do you know what she said to me?
She said: “Go find a trollop to hump. I’m busy talking to Jane.” Then she ogled me some more.
She finally did concede to giving me a few small scenes in the third novella, Mated. I got to make Jane a little uncomfortable. It was quite entertaining. But then… she CUT that scene and just mentioned that it had happened in passing.
Thankfully she didn’t cut all my scenes. And I “do” get to be the villain of the next book, “Save My Soul”. I feel like readers should know that I’m not bad, I’m just written that way. I’m actually a very sensitive and caring soul who writes sonnets during my free time, while I stare at sunsets. I mean, sure I kill a few women in the throes of passion, but that’s all in good incubus fun.
It’s not like they die forever. They reincarnate. What? Stop looking at me like that.
I think that’s about all I have to say. Zoe said she wasn’t going to give away a signed copy, but she shouldn’t have put me in charge of her blog tour. She WILL be giving a signed copy, if I have to forge her signature. To one lucky commenter below.
Also, she wouldn’t tell you this, because she’s not as awesome as I am, but… she’s giving away an Amazon Kindle through a contest running this week on her blog. You can check it out here.
And now for the obligatory book description of Blood Lust:
It’s all about the blood…
Comprised of three novellas, Blood Lust gives readers a snapshot look at the world of the Preternaturals Series. (Future installments of the series will be novels.)
KEPT:
As a cat therian (shifter), Greta’s blood is already sought after to enhance spells and potions, but due to a quirk of her birth, her blood is potent enough to kill for. When her tribe plans to sacrifice her, Greta must ally herself with Dayne, the dangerous local sorcerer, and the only person strong enough to protect her.
CLAIMED:
For a vampire, Anthony isn’t a picky eater, but he’s drawn to Charlee’s blood more than any other. Like a fine wine saved for a special occasion, he’s denied himself this pleasure. But one night, high from the potent magical blood of another, he claims his prize and loses control. Ashamed of almost killing the one woman who means anything to him, he wipes her memory of the event. When Charlee awakens with complete amnesia, Anthony is the only one who can clean up the mess he’s made.
MATED:
Because of the vampiric blood that has run through her veins since birth, Jane has been a target for vampires who resent a human being “kindred.” She’s forced to disguise herself as a vampire groupie to appease them and safeguard her life. When she’s abruptly given to Cole, the leader of the werewolf pack, to satisfy a gambling debt, she discovers the blood running through her veins has a far greater impact on her destiny than she ever imagined.
Print and ebook copies are available at Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk. (other retailers coming soon.)
Buy links are available from Zoe’s blog (The top stickied Amazon contest post.)
You can find the author here:
Author Website
Author Blog
Twitter
Don’t forget to comment for a chance to win a signed print copy of Blood Lust!
Posted by Mama Kitty on 30 August 2010
This is EPIC so sit down followers and I shall tell you a tale……
Once upon a time in a blog far far away there was a wonderful princess named Kitty. Kitty loved to hang out in the village known as twitter and was known by many. She loved to share photos of her little monkey and join in chats about books we all love. Then one fateful day a new face appeared on twitter. It was the dark Lily, she was used to being overlooked but extended her tweets to Kitty anyways. To her suprise and awe Kitty responded. Within just a few tweets it was love. Lily declared her love for the fair Princess Kitty and the love was returned, this was not just everyday love, this was EPIC LOVE.
One day a horrible storm raged at the Realm where Lily lived and for more than a month she was unable to talk to her love. Finally fighting through the turmoil Lily found her way back to twitter only to discover she could not contact her EPIC LOVE. Her hopes were dashed but still she held on to the thought that NOTING can destroy EPIC LOVE. Finally through messages from one DemonLover Kitty and Lily were reunited. Many things came to live with them in their loving world including sparkle vamps with really shitty hair, adorable but evil looking pug dogs, and a alien named Gary.
Then one day the nefarious Saints fan Keith Melton appeared. He found out Princess Kitty could not stand The Hoff and his zombie clowns, so he had his minions work all night to come up with an EVIL blog post to torment her. Lucky for Princess Kitty she had her EPIC LOVE, the LilyofDarkness – known far and wide for her twisted nature - to defend her. First she sent in the Canadian Rambo Gary – but turns out he is more like the Canadian Mr. Rogers, so Keith was easily able to handle him. The evil looking pug dogs were turned into ponys by Keith minions. Lily knew just the thing to shut Keith up – she told him the only reason his mommy liked him was due to Stockholm Syndrome. That’s right folks, the right way to defeat Keith is to talk about his mama. He admited defeat but we all know he is out there plotting his revenge. EPIC LOVE reigns at the Realm to this day.
If you were wondering where the sparkle vamp was he was out watching some girl sleep. Freak show.
*this may or may not be actual events…but Keith really does love the Saints so send him lots of “The Saints are the BEST” comments on twitter.*
and now an ode to my EPIC LOVE:
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
touch it
wanna touch it
wanna touch it
wanna touch it
wanna touch it
wanna touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it!
Ok I didn’t write that - but other than Smelly Cat I couldnt really think of any other songs about kittys and didn’t think Smelly Cat applied to my beloved Mama Kitty, and I refuse to use ANYTHING from Cats. (If you are thinking – WTF kinda song was that it’s by The Presidents of the United States and called Kitty on my Foot. Seriously, you didn’t think the title could be anything other than that did you?)
and a quick poem since I jipped ya on the song:
There is a kitty that I know
purer than fresh fallen snow,
one thing for sure
I really love her,
she loves me,
as you can see,
this love is EPIC
and if Keith goes after her again I will stab him.
The End.
Thanks to that special someone on twitter who helped me come up with ideas on how to write this. I owe you.
To find Lily, check her out on
Twitter or over at her fabulously AWESOME
blog.
Thank you to my EPIC LOVE for writing our story for all the world to hear. I heart you muchly bb!
Posted by Mama Kitty on 28 August 2010
On today’s special MamaKitty Reviews Bloggy Birthday post, we have an excerpt from the fabulous Jamie Saare’s (writing as Aline Hunter) new book Eternity and a Day and a contest! First, read the excerpt. Then check out the rules to win your very own copy of Eternity and a Day!
“Wait for me, Runa!” Raudan bellowed.
She pretended not to hear as she rushed to the door of the bookstore. The musty zing of old paper, ink, and leather bindings assailed her when she stepped inside. She quickly erected her standard-guise cloak, which presented her as a normal twentysomething girl with brown hair, a scrawny frame, and big blue eyes. Then she glanced around, searching for signs of life.
She shrugged when no one appeared to ask if she needed help in locationg that all-elusive book or journal. Stepping between the neatly stacked rows of novels and paperbacks, she walked to the back of the store.
The staircase in the rear of the building was crated from the same dark wood she recalled from her childhood. It wound upward in dizzying circles. She took a deep breath and started climbing, her heels clacking softly against the thick oak slats. Upstairs was the place those in the know ventured. The rare first-edition volumes and novels — as well as handwritten texts — were displayed along the back wall.
She stopped when she came to the top floor. Dipping under the railing, she stared out the glass windows. The police officer was making angry gestures with his hands, indicating Raudan had to move his snazzy ride. Mr. Charm School Policeman didn’t have the goofy grin anymore. He seemed agitated, tense…
Frustrated.
She cackled and stood straight, shaking her head. Raudan was going to be pissed when he parked and came inside. He couldn’t say she hadn’t warned him about speeding.
The three shelves with the ultra-rare novels were exactly where she knew they’d be. Their heavy leather bindings were protected inside crystal clear glass adorned with a tiny paper sign that warned, YOU TOUCH, YOU BUY.
A few of the journals were open, showcasing their immaculate condition. She stared at one in particular. Behold the Elypsian Fields had been inside the display for as long as she could remember. Resisting temptation to lift the glass and touch the cover, she trailed her finger longingly along the crystalline casing. It appeared to be bound with tree bark, the edges rigid and dark. Its pages were said to contain stories of love and loss in the Otherworld, documenting the ever-important warring and consequent merging of the races over the millennia. She’d always wanted to learn whey the Fates had chosen to bring enemies together, using the undeniable eccentricities of love to merge those who hated one another…
A hand grasped her shoulder, and she cried out in alarm. She pivoted on her heel and cursed her lack of awareness. One lapse in judgment, one minuscule second of time, was all it would take for someone to cut her throat.
Swinging her corresponding arm under and out, she rotated in a circle to sever the contact, and the hand vanished. The hood of her cloak disloged from her head, and the soft red material pooled around her shoulders. She couldn’t help but gawk at the Draigen standing directly in front of her. He was so massive and enormous that he blocked the entire space behind him from sight.
Blessed Fates, he must be seven feet tall.
Formfitting dark leather pants molded seamlessly to his thick, muscular legs; the same material clung to his impossibly broad shoulders, wide chest, and narrow waist. The matching leather coat he wore over his clothing made him look sinister and dark yet intriguing.
Her heart fluttered as her gaze swept over his face. She was relieved to discover he had no scales or blemishes as she had feared Draigen might. His skin was perfectly smooth and flawless, with a golden complexion much darker than her ivory pigmentation. The black hair cascading around his face radiated ble. The think strands brushed his shoulders.
She froze and gasped when she met his eyes. Sweet heavenly Moirae.
Dark lashes that matched his oddly tinted hair framed his deep hunter green irises, complementing a face that outshone the beauty of any fae she had ever encountered.
A wicked lick of heat swept through her body, and she took a cautionary step back. Averting her eyes, she shook her head. She didn’t need her sensual nature rushing to the surface to cloud her judgment, and she did not want to draw him in accidentally with glamour.
“Octavia Charon?” His deep rich voice carried a hint of the olde accent Runa had always been attracted to.
She attempted to respond and found herself nodding like a mindless twit — mortified, dumbed down, and embarrassed. Her reaction to this stranger — this netherworlder — was totally tantalizing and unexpected. Had she bespelled herself? Was that it? Or did he possess glamour of his own?
Is that even possible?
“You are not as I was told.”
“And what were you told?” She could only imagine the exploits he had heard about Octavia. God help him.
“I was explicitly forewarned you would never deem to show yourself here, even as your word had been freely given.”
Runa peered up at him, and his irises shifted from forest green to a brilliant reptillian emerald. His gaze drifted back and forth between her eyes. A rush of blistering heat burned through her bloodstream, causing her skin to tingle. She tore her eyes away and focused on a small black imperfection in the floor. Her body throbbed and pulsed in all sorts of dangerous places. Places that would bring her to her knees before him. Places that could potentially bring forth what she feared in others of her kind.
Places best left alone.
“To be told you would not emerge, yet here you stand. Why did you come?” His voice was like the richest satiny velvet. The extended vowels bristled along her spine.
Runa tried to keep her voice even, grappling for an answer, any answer. “I wanted to meet a Draigen.” She ground her teeth together as she lost her train of thought, frustrated by her sudden inanity. “Since your kind dodesn’t venture to our dimension, this is the only opportunity I would have to meet one such as yourself.”
She chanced another look. He appeared legitimately dumbfounded. A frown formed, nearly marring the perfection of his face. He seemed to be struggling with two very different emotions.
Confusion and…
She froze. Holy light, he was positively furious.
“Listen” — she shifted to the left, her intense desire to get the hell away from this dangerous being suddenly overriding her curiosity — “this is getting too weird. I only wanted to warn you not to spend too much time waiting around. My sister isn’t the most reliable person, and she does this kind of shit all the time.”
She kept her eyes on him as she moved along the wall, just in case she needed to break into a sprint or get the hell out of Dodge. He looked like he wanted to devour her completely, and not entirely in a manner wuld appreciate.
A deep growl emitted from his chest, and she blurted, “I wish you a swift journey home. I can’t stay. I have to go.”
He moved faster than she would have ever given someone of his size credit for. Trapping her arms in massive hands, he lifted her from the ground in a singular movement that she did not anticipate. He leaned down as he drew her body upward, bringing her face to his. Emerald eyes glowered at her, and she knew two things with absolute certainty: One, he definitely did not want to eat her in the manner she would approve of. Two, she was pretty damned sure he was going to kill her.
The Rules:
- You must comment on this entry. Doing so will also enter you to win the swag giveaway for MamaKitty Reviews.
- Entries are open to everyone – this is an eBook, so pesky things like international shipping don’t apply.
- I’d like it if you’re a follower of the blog, but you don’t have to be in order to win the book. (note: you do have to be a follower of the blog in order to win the swag giveaway)
- Contest is open until 31 August 2010 at 10pm CST.
- Winners will be posted 1 September 2010.
Posted by Bells on 27 August 2010
Dear Mama Kitty,
I am writing this letter to you to let you know how much you mean to me as a friend. Sometimes it’s not easy conveying feelings into words, so I’m going to try my best.
I can’t remember the first time I spoke with you on Twitter, but it was about something so funny that it made us bond instantly. We were all talking about the Twilight movies and were cracking on Edward, and that is how our friendship was born. But it was the love of something so special that truly forged a bond between us, it was Jacob’s abs. Yes those fabulous abs brought us even closer. We decided at that point to change the name of New Moon to Jacob’s Ab’s because we loved them so. LOL! I had such fun talking about Sexay Charlie and the ’stache and cracking on Jasper’s hair. Those were some good times.
We also bonded over Hotties! We have so much fun discussing who we are going to do every week. *chuckles like a dork* And you always find the best pics to help me out almost every week! I believe the 1st Hottie we talked about was Chris Evans. You helped me find some awesome pics to post on my blog for the wonderful JA Saare who loves him as much as we do. I cannot do a Hottie post without consulting you first now. After all, we have to discuss who we are doing. 
We also love the same movies and music. I love talking about those things with you.
We support each other when it comes to so many things. You listen to me complain about my family driving me crazy, and when I’m concerned about things. I want to hug Monkey whenever I see her pic. I really do feel like Auntie Bells when I talk to her on the phone. I love our “you are awesome” arguments. LOL! It seems like we could go on forever, but I still think you are the awesomest!
I never thought Twitter would be the place where I would “meet” so many awesome people that would be a part of my everyday life. But I’m glad that we are buddies now. I am your PIC for as long as you will have me. You’re pretty Super Green Mama Kitty.
Posted by Mama Kitty on 26 August 2010
Today on MamaKitty Reviews’ bloggy birthday celebration, we welcome the fabulous, wonderful, and kickass Stella Price! I met Stella through a blog party I was invited to a while back to celebrate the release of Stella & her sister Audra’s book You Burn Me: A Tale of the Eververse. Stella and I emailed a few times, and I started following her on Twitter. She’s super cool, funny (even if she doesn’t know it), and easy to talk to. Please join me in welcoming the terrific Stella Price!
1. Have you always wanted to write for a living? (this would also be known as the “What did you want to be when you were growing up” question)
Well Actually Audra is a Makeup artist for a real living, and Im a graphic designer. I love writing, but I cant actually say I do it for a living till Im making some money off it LOL
2. What made you decide to start writing with your sister?
We are 3000 miles apart. it was something for us to do together without being together.
3. What are the challenges in writing as a team as opposed to writing solo?
Waiting on each other to finish scenes is our biggest issue these days. And the promoting. One will always end up doing it.
4. If you disagree on the way a storyline is going or the way a character is being developed, how do you decide which way to go?
We rarely disagree, because we talk out a storyline before hand… So it works out well. Plus, shes my sister, i trust her to know where the story SHOULD go, and vice versa…
5. Audra lives in Scotland & you live in the States… how difficult is it with the distance and the time difference to write together?
It sucks that we cant see each other, and before she had Matthew it was a lot easier to write more often. As it is now, shes a new mom so we are writing maybe one week a month these days. Though we do get a lot done.
6. I’m so bummed that I can’t go to Authors After Dark… For those few in the book world that don’t know what I’m talking about, can you tell us a little bit about it?
AAD is the premier for readers by authors event. Its the cheapest event that give you the biggest return. Tons of goodies and gifts because the authors that come WANT to get to know the authors. Its a hell of a lot of fun.
7. I’ve never been to a convention before and have all these (more than likely silly/wrong) ideas of what goes on at one… What’s it like going? What is there to do? And most importantly, why should I (as a book blogger) go to one?
Well Some cons (like AAD) give bloggers special things. Also, its great to meet authors and find new reading materials.
8. Looking through your website, I see that you have several books/novellas (You Burn Me, Leather & Moonshine, Moongardens, A Bitter Kiss of Chaos, and To Collar and Keep) listed as “coming soon”… are there any you’re particularly excited about/want to rave over?
Ooh Im excited about Leather and Moonshine. Its Drake’s book, and hes my favorite character we have. ooh and You Burn Me is already out *wink*
*facepalm* I knew that. I guess I just got excited and overlooked the fact that I blogged about it and that the date on your website says MAY 15th, and it’s currently JULY (at the time of the interview). I’m sorry!!
9. I have a rather… ahem… extensive list of book boyfriends… do you have any? If so, please dish (cause I’m nosy that way).
Hmmm… My own books? Or other peoples Books? LOL…
10. Is there anything you find challenging with regards to your writing?
LOL getting people to read what we write LOL. A lot of people dont take chances on authors so its hard to get out there you know?
Lightning Round:
- Salt or pepper?SALT!
- Ketchup or mustard?Mustard!
- Light or dark?Dark
- Princess or tomboy?Tomboy!
- Up or down? Down, totally Down…. *Snicker*
Rules:
- Stella is offering TWO eBooks from her backlist (meaning: nothing that isn’t out yet)! That means TWO WINNERS!
- Comment on this post stating how awesome you think I am. Just kidding. Mostly. No, really. This one’s a free-for-all. Post whatever you want to talk about.
- Contest is open until 31 August 2010 at 10pm CST.
- Winners will be posted 1 September 2010.
- Don’t forget that a comment on each entry will get you points towards the SWAG GIVEAWAY!
Posted by Mama Kitty on 25 August 2010
Welcome to today’s edition of HottiePants Wednesday! Thanks to my #twitterfling Kindle Vixen, we’re celebrating the absolute gorgeousness that is Ryan Reynolds.
Want to see more of the hottness? Check below the cut…
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Posted by KindleVixen on
Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You …Happy Birthday MamKittttttttttyyyyyyy. I love you.
Ok that isn’t how the song goes but I couldn’t think of anything I wanted her to look like and smell like so that’s what you get.
Now, let’s get serious….hey! no snickering twitter… I am perfectly capable of being serious! I want to talk about… boys. men. hunks of burning hot love. What’s new right?
What’s new is that today, I am actually going to attempt to talk about something related to books (and men!). We all have our ideal book boyfriends. I don’t know what your standards are.. but mine are as follows:
- Growls. A lot. Preferably while biting my neck or grabbing my hips.
- Dark hair, dark eyes…. brooding personality. It doesn’t hurt if he is a little cocky.
- Tattoos …. piercings for bonus points.
- Good, strong hands with nice fingers.
- Snarky, sarcastic, and stubborn
- SCRUFFY!
- Possessive, but totally into his woman being kick ass and independent
- Comes with his own tube of lube, always in his pocket. (What? Don’t look at me like that @anilumagloire)
Sigh. what can I say? I like the bad boys who are never any good for me.
When a book features a leading man with even half of these characteristics, I am likely to love it. I just can’t help myself… its unavoidable. But what do you do when your leading man is the complete opposite of you ideal book boyfriend? Are there characteristics that can turn you off from a leading man all together?
I hate to admit it, but for me, their are. What are they? Well…
- Religion – I just can’t get dirty with a good boy who prays.
- Foul Mouth – now… I love a good swear and curse, and I love a guy who says “Fuck”… a lot. But there are some words I don’t want to hear out of a man’s mouth, especially during sex. Contrary to popular thought, those words are NOT slut or whore. Those can be fun *wink*. I will however stop reading if a man refers to his girl as a bitch or cunt. He can use the word cunt to talk about a vagina, cause we all love a good sopping wet cunt…. but don’t use it as an insult.
- Mustache – I know, its not fair. I like scruff, I love it actually. But a mustache by itself? No thank you. It makes me feel creepy.
- Hair – if your guy has hair to his ass chances are I’m going to think you read too much Laurell K. Hamilton before writing the book and assume you’re writing isn’t worth my time. Additionally, Blonde hair…generally doesn’t do it for me. There is one very important exception:
Ryan Reynolds
So… do you have book boyfriend deal breakers? Fess up, tell me.
Posted by Mama Kitty on 24 August 2010
Because I am made of awesome, Keith Melton himself drew me a picture in MS Paint. I know. You’re jealous. But because I am so incredibly awesome, I decided to share the love with all of my amazing readers here at MKR. You sure you wanna see? Really?
Ok. Because I am awesome like that. You get to see my very own Keith Melton Original.
And because this post is part of my ongoing Bloggy Birthday celebration, I thought I’d go ahead and include a freaking AWESOME GIVEAWAY! The Bree half of Moira Rogers is offering FIVE eBOOKS from her backlist! Which means…. OMG, FIVE WINNERS!
Rules:
- Comment on this post stating how awesome you think I am. Just kidding. Mostly. No, really. This one’s a free-for-all. Post whatever you want to talk about.
- Contest is open until 31 August 2010 at 10pm CST.
- Winners will be posted 1 September 2010.
- Don’t forget that a comment on each entry will get you points towards the SWAG GIVEAWAY!
I’m getting old… and announcing winners while I’m at it
